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Day #2: Ankara

Most of this post was written before I heard news today that my granddad died yesterday. He was 99. I wish I could say that he’d want me to troop on with the trip. He did, after all, fight in Burma during World War II in the Royal Indian Air Force and whatnot. But I didn’t know him that well, and I wish I did. We’d all known for a while that this was bound to happen sooner or later as he was in bad health. In fact, I don’t even know how it happened. Getting this kind of news when you’re travelling is the worst. I’d wanted to be there for his funeral when it happened, and now I can’t. May he rest in peace.

I’m not going to rewrite what I had already written, so there may be a disconnect in tone from this preface to the rest of the entry. What I’ll try to continue doing is to keep writing to keep my mind off things, and try to explore every opportunity on this trip possible because I never know when, if ever, I’ll be back in all these places.

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I got an early start today morning, skipping the free breakfast at my hostel (the horror!). I’d spent some time last night after writing the previous blog entry trying to figure out how to use metro, light rail, and train systems to get to Istanbul’s main otogar – the bus station – without much success. From every way that I looked at it, it seemed impossible. And yet…they simply couldn’t leave a part of town disconnected like that, could they?

I arrived just in time at Taksim Square to find a bus intended for Otogar. So began the slow dance of how to pay for buses in strange cities where you and the driver don’t speak the same language: you sloooooooooowly take one coin at a time out of your wallet (do this sloooooooowly), show it to the driver, and rinse-and-repeat until he tells you to stop. I was in luck that Istanbul’s notoriously nasty traffic was light early morning.

To imagine Istanbul’s Otogar, think of a huge arena of buildings arranged roughly in a circle with offices for three-to-four dozen bus companies, some signs for which I spied multiple times in this ring. Where do you even begin in this madness! Bauhaus the ethic of this place is definitely not, yet I spied a sign far in the distance proclaiming…the skyline…to be so? Perhaps it’s a museum. I should explore this later.

I plunged straight in at the bus company office I was closest to and started asking timings for when their next bus would be leaving. The journey from Istanbul to Ankara takes about seven hours by bus and even leaving at 8am, I was only realistically giving myself half a day there. What I was more concerned about is that the monument I wanted to visit Ankara for in the first place closed at 5pm. I had to get there before that. I passed on a few operators since they all seemed to have buses leaving at 9am or later, but then found one that was leaving in a few minutes. They were nice enough to let me on that even though they weren’t selling tickets any more for it, and I was on my way.

Turkey is a large country, and for inter-city travel buses hold the mainstay. The surprising fact – and this is repeated often – is that travelling by bus is actually faster than travelling by train in Turkey, although perhaps that might change in the future as I believe a high-speed rail line is in construction between Istanbul and Ankara.

The other thing about bus travel in Turkey is that because the journeys are long, bus companies go out of their way to make it comfortable. Sample this: my bus had two drivers (a main driver, and a standby driver who switched places every few hours), and three other staff on board who were almost like airline stewards. They had snazzy uniforms and came by your seat handing out drinks and cookies every few hours. As the only foreigner on-board, the stewardess kept giving me extra cookies which I would then smuggle onwards to two kids sitting in front of me, subject to the glare of stern looks from their mums.

Each seat has its own seatback TV which could access sixteen channels – including a camera feed from the back of the bus bizarrely rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise for some reason – and neatly stowed-away headsets to plug-in to your seatback monitor. I didn’t understand much of the TV channels, which were all in Turkish, but I watched this one Turkish sitcom for a while which had a girl talking to a genie in the mirror in a men’s toilet (there were urinals in the background) who kept pulling out a landline phone receiver out of his pocket and talking into it, while the girl waited smilingly and patiently. It was insane enough that I wanted to continue watching it. Sleep got the better of me, and I reclined back to nap the rest of my journey.

Except…for this one bit of excitement. We had stopped for one of our usual go for a piss / a walk stops at one of those typical bus rest places. I left my bag on the bus, and I’d taken my glasses off too since I was napping, and went to the loo. When I came back, I saw a bus from the same bus operator parked in the spot where my bus was…only that this one claimed it was going to Istanbul! I wasn’t the only one to be surprised by this – there was a mum travelling with her kid too (one of the kids I was smuggling cookies to). None of the people waiting knew what happened to the bus.

Here I was, in the middle of nowhere where not one soul seemed to speak English, with my glasses on the bus with the rest of my bag, my passport, my netbook, all my clothes…with just about the only thing I did have being my wallet with two cards in it, and a phone that had no prepaid balance in it since I hadn’t gotten around to doing that. I hoped that the bus had sauntered off to fill its tanks. Surely they couldn’t just leave three passengers behind! What’s the point of having three stewards on board then! Five minutes grew to ten to fifteen and I really was quite stunned by all this. And…then the bus pulled right back in. I don’t understand what the point of its exercise was. Just that if it ever happens again – in this country or another – I now have the experience if asked by a fellow traveller to say “They do that sometimes,” and look away with a mystic smile.

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I made it to Ankara by 3.15pm. There was a clear difference between Ankara and Istanbul’s otogar: this was more of an airport with parking bays, signage, shops, and a direct link to Ankara’s metro system. I made my way to the metro to get from ASTI Otogar to Tadogan, within walking distance from the monument I wanted to visit (the one that closed at 5pm): Anit Kabir.

Anit Kabir is a memorial to Mehmet Kemal, the father of the modern Turkish nation as we know it. In fact, the title that he took on and is better known by – Ataturk – means Father Turkey. Think of him as similar to Mahatma Gandhi: considered to be the father of a nation, except in Ataturk’s case he actually ruled the country directly for a long time. He was the one who set up Ankara as the base for his Turkish revolution due to its central location and then later made into the capital of the modern state. To this day, he is widely revered in Turkey – to the extent that any word against him could land you in prison.

I was reading about all the reform that Ataturk had done in making Turkey a modern nation. He introduced the modern Turkish script using Roman characters. He also, get this, mandated that every Turkish national should have a surname. That’s just so bizzare, when you think about it! Here was a whole nation that somehow never thought of or needed to use the concept of family names! Government records must have been a nightmare before Ataturk’s time.

Anit Kabir is a leisurely stroll up a hill from Tandogan metro station. I was glad they made me keep my bag behind at the reception because I was getting tired of lugging it around for hours now. I was also very glad at coming across at one of those rare monument where they don’t charge you an entry fee to get in. You don’t think about it much for one occasion, but they do add up over a trip.

As you walk towards the monument, these huge statues of three men and three women on a raised platform facing each other comes into view. I was too skint to buy an audio guide, but I believe that’s Ataturk with his soldiers. Probably.

And those are the statues of the three women facing the men. I don’t quite understand why the one in the middle is facepalming, though.

The Lion Road

This leads on to a path called the Lion Road, lined with stone lions on both sides which are supposed to signify the strength of the Turkish nation. (On that note, does Turkey even have lions? I mean, natively?) Now, at last, I could feel that I was in a touristy place. Yes, the Turks still outnumbered outsider visitors, and yes, I still couldn’t distinguish between Caucasians and Turks, but then I saw a group of Japanese tourists clicking away on their Nikons and I felt a tiny bit less lonely. I wanted to hug them.

That’s the main memorial at Anit Kabir in the background.

I made it to the main memorial are just in time to see a military ceremony taking place near the flagpole in the previous Lion Road picture. They marched. all. the. way. down. Lion. Road. with. those. high. kicks. There were staff everywhere, keep that the place was kept clean, people stayed of the marching posse’s way, and so on.

Anit Kabir sits on top of a hill, with the city of Ankara stretching beneath it. You can get a good, almost 360 degree view by walking along the large courtyard that surrounds the main memorial. It’s spread over such a huge area that even with all the tourists, it didn’t feel crowded at all.

Not a mannequin!

By far the favourite takeaway picture for all tourists seemed to be with the guards posted around Anit Kabir. Very much like Buckingham Palace guards, they are not allowed to move an inch while they are on duty. You do wonder how on earth they manage to do that. Surely they are human too. What if the kebap from last night doesn’t agree with their constitution? I’ve also wondered whether ceremonial guards like these carry loaded guns. Like, whether they are actually trained marksmen who can do damage if it comes to that.

The main mausoleum chamber has a high vaulted ceiling, and you can walk around look at floor-to-ceiling high inscriptions such as this one…

And, if like me, you don’t speak Turkish…

And so on. It gives a sort-of Soviet Union vibe to the place. Even though there were signs prohibiting plucking flowers from the premises of Anit Kabir, I saw a few families surreptitiously plucking a few leaves from a tree and hiding it inside their bags. Clearly, many Turks hold Ataturk close to their hearts and its touching to see such respect. It was great to see a public monument this well-maintained. The view of the spread beneath is makes it all the more worthwhile.

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Ankara is a city of ripped jeans and beautiful people. Let me qualify that statement. Ankara itself can be split into three major locales: Ulus, which is the old Ankara and home to the old Citadel (a place that I had no interest in visiting. It’s a fort. Big whoop.); Kavaklidere, the diplomatic quarters; and Kizilay, where the university and much of the student population lives / hangs out. It is this last locale that I was my hostel is in, and it’s no surprise that thanks to being the heart of the university life, it is teeming with college kids. University towns can go many ways in vibe, and Ankara happens to be the one where all fashionable and glamorous kids go to. This felt like home, it felt comfortable, knowing that many of these people were university kids just like me.

Route 66 gas pump, right outside my dorm room

My hostel in Ankara has quite the character too. When it comes to dorm beds, I always like it when a hostel invests in wooden dorm beds. It somehow feels more welcoming to me compared to metal bunk beds. Bright red walls, an open-air lounge air with plush sofas and swings, much of the hostel staff fragging it out on Unreal Tournament in the indoor lounge, and cool decor like a faux Route 66 gasoline pump gave it a friendly vibe.

I met a South Korean guy, Jay, in the same dorm who used to work in a university but then quit to spend five months (and ten days, so far) motorbiking across Korea, Russia, much of Europe, and is now in Turkey so that he can continue onwards towards Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia. So far, it has been hard luck for him getting a visa for Sudan – he’s been rejected at three different Sudanese embassies and is now in Ankara to try his luck at the Sudanese embassy here too. (If not, then he plans to bike to Iran to try there.) Such travel stories are not uncommon, yet it doesn’t detract from what a tough personal challenge people like him take on. It’s insane. He’s also told me about his time backpacking around India on another trip. I couldn’t help wondering whether I’d ever do something similar: hit the road for such an extended period, leaving everything behind. As enticing as it sounds, I kinda find giving up a job completely and going on such a long trip…a waste of resources. Perhaps I’ll eat my own words in the future if I grow disillusioned with working life. I mean, it’s great and all to take a break and go travelling, but giving up everything is too daunting for me at the moment. But his trip stories are not the first thing we talked about. The moment we introduced ourselves and I found he was South Korean, I went “Oh! So tell me…how big is Gangnam Style in Korea? CAN YOU SHOW ME THE STEPS?” Way to go with racial profiling.

Not sure that this TED is related to that TED conference.

The hostel was located a short walk from Kolej metro station, and a ten-minute walk from the heart of Kizilay suburb. I went out for a walk, and I really liked the vibe of the city. People – mostly university students, from the looks of it – look so contended and happy! Even when crossing streets with huge throngs of people, the noise of people talking was barely above a murmur. Everyone had such blissful smile on their faces. Kizilay is dotted with kebapcis (kebab shops), cafés, and restaurants near the suburb centre. At the centre and within twenty minutes walking in either direction, there were massive parks full of blissfully happy people too. I could totally see this as a city I wanted to live in if, say, I could choose another study exchange. I was glad that I decided to stay the night rather than simply take an overnight bus, as I had originally planned.

I really liked gardens and the fountains in the central plaza sort-of area.

I don’t quite know what the above statues are for. They look like protective demons to me.

Part of my aim in visiting that part of town was to find offices for bus operators, to find out bus timings for buses to Cappadocia that I need to catch tomorrow. It was during this that I stumbled across a pastanesi – Turkish for a restaurant serving Italian dishes, primarily pasta – called Penguen that had the Linux mascot Tux on its signboard! I so wish I had gone in there, even though they probably don’t know what Tux is.

Later that evening I headed out to Yuksel Caddesi and the general region around it, which is a hub of cafes and bars students hang out in. Ate dinner at this café called Le Man Kultur that has a decor themed around a comic strip. The tables and mats they serve food on are all collections from this comic strip. What a quaint touch! I ordered a crocodile sandwich – which is an odd dish as it consists of a chicken breast sandwich drizzled with cheese, with salad and wedges, and not actual crocodile meat (something that I have eaten previously). The wait was no help as he didn’t speak much English. Still, the portions were large and I found myself feeling sick stuffing myself. Just not used to that quantity of food these days.

I walked around for a bit and came across this pub called Papillon, decked out with vintage Les Pauls on its walls, playing a black-and-white film on a projector, and an owner with an eclectic collection of classic rock CDs who kept the hits coming. Sadly, it was a bit empty today and I found that story repeating itself at all the streets I walked down. Clearly a Sunday night is not when the streets are most lively here – I’d been warned as much at by the friendly guys at the hostel – which is a bit sad really because I’m sure on a Friday or a Saturday night, it would be so much more enjoyable. The hostel’s owner also owns a club called Possage, and when that turned out to be empty too I knew it was time to call it a night. Ankara is a city that does sleep – 11.30pm, by the looks of it.

I really need to learn how to sit down on a swing. I tried it while writing this entry and fell over on my first go. I stuck to the plush sofas after that.

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Day #1: Istanbul

I was apprehensive of getting deported or worse the moment I landed at Istanbul’s Ataturk Airport. You see, for Indian passport holders who have an existing US, UK, or Schengen visa, Turkey offers a 30-day visa-on-arrival. That’s all the official rules say. Posts from other Indian travellers on Internet forums suggested that they got scrutinised a lot. One personal experience in particular, from author-journalist Sidin Vadukut was that when he tried to get the same visa-on-arrival, the immigration authorities wanted to see hotel bookings for the whole duration of his stay AND scrutinised those thoroughly, making him wait hours before relenting. (In his words, “India’s soft superpower bullshit is not working, bro!”)

I didn’t have a plan as to what itinerary I’d be following and I didn’t want to lock down hostel bookings for the duration. So I did something very shady: I booked a hostel for my first night in Istanbul, took the confirmation they sent me, and edited the HTML file of the booking to say the booking was for the duration of my stay.

Indians don’t even get their visas in the same counter for Western travellers. I walked to the fag-end of the airport, to reach the counter that said “SOUTH AFRICANS, SUB-SAHARAN AFRICANS, INDIANS, PAKISTANIS, AND BANGLADESHIS JOIN THIS QUEUE FOR VISA”. Sure enough, there were downtrodden-looking African men sleeping on benches nearby and two sleepy police officers at a counter. I went to them, they perfunctorily looked at my documents, and handed me a slip of paper to show to the visa officer. I kinda assumed that my destiny was to wait with the African posse until a special visa officer showed up for us, so I slumped down on the floor and started reading Bill Bryson’s The Lost Continent, all the while grumbling about the cruel unjustness of it all.

I won’t lie. I was shit scared. Mentally, I was kicking myself in the butt for not taking out the hostel’s phone number in the booking confirmation. What if the visa officer called to check? I’d taken a very risky gamble here. Would I be deported? Cavity searched? Jail time? It was 3am at night and I wouldn’t even be able to get help from my embassy until many hours later if it came to this. THAT would be some story, even if fucked up my trip.

Turns out, I needn’t have worried. After a while one of the police officers came over and asked me why I was waiting, because I could just go and show my slip of paper to the visa officer for gora people. Stunned, I did go there, and after mispronouncing the Turkish for “thank you” to three different immigration officers I was on my way out with a visa in less than 10 minutes. I could have saved myself a lot of heartburn in hindsight.

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I used to think that getting accosted by taxi drivers the moment you step out of an airport / train station is purely an Indian thing. No, it happens everywhere else too. Just that taxi drivers in India are way more insistent and have no concept of personal space bounds. The moment you step out of a train station, ten of them surround you and pepper you with questions of where you want to go. My dad did this funny thing that he’d look on dead straight pretending they weren’t there and then finally pick the last one remaining. Anyway, so the staring dead ahead trick works even if there’s a single taxi driver lazily calling out to you.

I took the airport bus into downtown Istanbul. It was 5am, and yet, I was surprised to see so many restaurants and cafes open and buzzing with customers! Many places claim it’s a “city that never sleeps” but I think of the places that I have been to so far, only Hong Kong / Macau and perhaps Istanbul can legitimately claim that. After half an hour of customary stumbling around, I found my hostel – a six-floor operation on top of a Domino’s Pizza.

The reception was manned by a hostel staff – Malik, a Nigerian lad who studied medicine in Kiev (Ukraine) and has been stuck in Istanbul as a stateless person for eight months working at the hostel after his family village got bombed in northern Nigeria and many of his personal documents got burned down in his house, and it turned out that the passport he had been fake (he didn’t know that) – and Yassin, Turkish guy from Ankara, just back from parting in Istanbul Beygolu nightclub district, who’s lived for years in Germany and is now going to Cairo to study economics with three of his friends from similar backgrounds. Both were knocking back Efes and chatting, and I joined them while my reservation was sorted out.

See, that’s the thing I love about hostels. You just meet such an eclectic range of people from the oddest set of personal backgrounds! It’s a very charming and intoxicating atmosphere, any hostel you go to, and thanks to its owners / operators each has its own unique signature. You also end up with the most random conversations. For instance, apparently Kiev is full of Indian students studying medicine. Who woulda thought of that! You never hear about these things in, say, the news you know.

I also asked Malik whether kiev (the food) comes from Kiev (the city). As it turns out, no, it comes from Odessa in Turkey.

Later, a Belgian girl came in and Malik remarked that he’d never seen her alone. She replied that she did check in alone and was flying back home today. Then began a painful hitting-on session with Malik trying to get her Facebook details (“Pleeeeeeeeease? Not many single girls check-in here.”) which didn’t result in success because of a fairly innovative excuse as to why her profile name couldn’t be searched on Facebook then-and-there (“Oh, I can’t find the accented characters. Goodnight!”)

This ‘mystery’ of why she hadn’t been seen alone somewhat cleared up when she returned in the afternoon, arms around what I assume is a Turkish version of a hunk. While she chatted with the receptionist about checking out, the guy shifted uncomfortably on his foot and looked around everywhere. Said gentleman was seen exiting the building half an hour later, so perhaps the last fuck of the holiday season didn’t go that well.

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To be honest, I still wasn’t feeling any better today. I spent about twelve hours sleeping, woke up at 7pm. Which, in hindsight, was a bad move as naturally the hostel had emptied out by then. I didn’t feel like leaving my bed but I hadn’t felt like eating for more than a day and the hunger was hitting me hard by now. My hostel is located close to Taksim Square in Istanbul’s Beygolu district, where there’s this massive street called Istiklal Caddesi which is the hub of nightlife activity for Istanbul.

…and I completely missed it. Really, it starts right outside my hostel and I walked right on the opposite direction. You know when you take a wrong turn and just keep going on because you have invested so much time into it. Yeah. That happened.

Istanbul has an old funicular tram system that runs for a small stretch from Taksim Square to Karakoy [EDIT: apparently, the tram system is a lot larger than that], which traverses the length of Istiklal Caddesi. Back on track, I found going with the flow is what I should have done in the first place. Istiklal Caddesi is a massive neon-lit street of shops, a surprising number of tattoo parlours, cinemas, bars, clubs, restaurants, cafes – you name it, it has it. And it was absolutely packed with fashionable Istanbullus. Really, it’s hard to describe the mob of humanity that you meet there.

The thing about Turkish people is that they are very indistinguishable from white people. (Not being racist. Asian people stand out – and there weren’t any of those tourists I saw either.) I mean, you’re walking down that street and you think “Ah! So many tourists!” and then you walk closer past the people you think are tourists and they’re talking in Turkish. I wonder where all the real tourists were hiding because for such a supposedly hotspot for tourists, I only saw small bunches of them.

What I wanted to do was to take the tram to Karakoy and then walk from there to Galata Bridge, where I’d been recommended you can find the freshest fish sandwiches – think a Turkish Filet-o-Fish burger – served right off the boat by fishermen. The tram itself is a sight to behold. I don’t know whether this was a special occasion, but when the tram I was supposed to take pulled in, there was a second open-air carriage right behind it with a live band! The passenger carriage was old-school: wooden, tiny seats, cramped…and full of Turkish people signing and dancing along to the band. As the tram slowly made its way down the street, with the driver furiously ringing a bell to get passersby on the street to clear the way for him, people on the street joined in singing and dancing too. That atmosphere cheered me up a bit.

Galata Tower, Istanbul

I got off at the last stop for the tram, saw a sign that read “Galata” and assumed it meant the bridge so I started walking in that direction. After a while, I ended up at fortification which turns out to be Galata Tower. There isn’t particularly anything Lonely Planet says about this place so I don’t have much to relay. Unfortunately, for my quest of a fish sandwich, my map also told me that I was way off the mark.

Istanbullus youngins hang out near Galata Tower

While Galata Tower itself was unspectacular – with the exception that it seemed like a well-fortified, well, tower – but for seem reason it seems to be a favourite place to hang out for Istanbul yuppies. There wasn’t even walking space left with alfresco restaurants all around it, and when those spaces seemed exhausted, there were dozens of youngins sitting down and enjoying beers on a hilly bit surrounding the tower. It looked like Ground Zero for the Istanbul hipster scene, going by the number of checked shirts and skinny jeans I saw.

The writing was on the wall

I didn’t feel like doing much after my fish sandwich prospects had slipped away. I briefly even considered eating at a McDonald’s – which I consider to be rock-bottom in travelling terms. I walked back Istiklal Caddesi, and I think I need to come back here again when I’m in a better mood. There are bookstores, record shops, and art shops that look really inviting and I’d definitely enjoy hanging out here any other day.

That’s the home-made Theremin!

What also blows your mind are the variety and skill of street performers there. On the walk back, there was a solo violinist chick, a full jazz band, a lone ten-year-old kid blowing a plastic trumpet, and – this was my favourite simply for being so unique – a guy playing a homemade Theremin! The performance was quite different from playing a normal Theremin because it seemed the equipment was rigged to play in a different way.

Turkish baked rice pudding – Finn Sutlac

You’ve got to hand it to the Turks for making great dessert. I tried out finn sutlac – baked rice pudding – and it reminded me Thai sticky rice pudding, except for this one had a burnt caramelised coating on top.

I headed back to my hostel because I wasn’t feeling up for more pointless trudging around. All I saw were Turks everwhere on the main street. Although Beyoglu is supposed to have nice cafes and bars, I was lost without my copy of Lonely Planet – and I certainly wasn’t going to a club named ‘Crabs’. The hostel’s not that bad – it has a rooftop café/bar that looks out to Galata Bridge – my arch nemesis for the day – and I zoned out there watching Animal Planet. Man has that channel changed since I last watched it years ago. It has a childish new logo, and the show on was ‘Shark Feeding Frenzy’ – which consisted of a sunburnt man, presumably Australian, frying onion rings on a stove on his boat and throwing in bags of tuna blood / stuffed turkeys tied to a rope / lowering a mannequin in a shark cage and then presumably going “Crikey mate!” when a lone shark turned up on each occasion. I can only assume that’s what he said because the channel was muted.

I’m starting to think this hostel might be a dead place to hang out. Yes, the staff are nice and it’s by far the cheapest place on HostelWorld. And to be fair, it’s actually not that bad at all. Just that…it’s a bit out-of-the-way from where the scene is happening. It’s 3am now and I’ve hardly seen anyone leave or go, so all the supposed party-goers I may have missed out on meeting earlier may also possibly be non-existent.

My original plan was to spend another day properly exploring Istanbul, and then take overnight buses in the next two days: from Istanbul to Ankara, and then from Ankara to Goreme. I’ve been looking this up online now and it seems like there are no overnight buses from Ankara to Goreme, so change of plans are in order. I’m leaving early morning today for Ankara, spending the night there, and then catching an early morning bus to Goreme. The upside is that I get to sleep in actual beds, not cramped in a bus seat, but it also throws me slightly off budget as I’d been planning to save up a bit by taking overnight buses.

I want to do a circuit of rest of central and Aegean Turkey, and then arrive back a couple of days before my flight back from Istanbul. Will have to explore this city properly then.