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I’m English? Nah!

George Bush torturing English grammarHad my English exam today. It was pretty easy, and lengthy. Not to say that I hardly had attended any classes of English throughout the year, especially in the later stages. That meant buzzing people frantically yesterday when I took up studying for the exam somewhere around 9 pm.

Did I tell you I’m sore about not getting to participate in DCE’s Innova yesterday? Never mind. I was pissed off though, with my English teacher warning me beforehand – ‘No funny or sarcastic answer like last term Ankur’; and I felt pretty rebellious that I wanted to do exactly that. Quite a few plans discuss, I did with Rach. For example, we both conclusively proved that Yoda placed bets on Anakin becoming Darth Vader. It goes like this:

  • People think Yoda said (in Episode 3 of Star Wars) “Good realtions with the Wookies, I have.” They didn’t hear him correctly, it’s ‘bookies’. He wanted to place bets, and possibly rig it.
  • If Anakin DIDN’T turn over to the Dark Side, Yoda would benefit as the Jedi would still be in power.
  • If Anakin DID become Darth Vader, the odds in favor of which in betting were at 42/1, then Yoda gets loadsa money for retirement.
  • Looking a his bank statements in the Archives, it appears Yoda DID influence Anakin to flip.

We also discussed Seth Lord Darth Vikram’s poem, which we have in syllabus. I felt so irritated that I wanted to do some buffoonery in the paper.

I did end up making a few sarcastic comments, er quite a few. I just hope that our teacher still has her sense of humor intact.

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Life’s Mystery #245 Solved : Raindrops…

While studying the Fluids chapter in our boring NCERT book, a question came across my mind – what shape are raindrops? After attaining terminal velocity, won’t they be spherical in shape?

To this I must say it got many people I asked confused, Rach for example, who couldn’t think of anything else but the teardrop shape. He must’ve been watching too many mindless cartoons lately. In the end, the suspense got too much for me, and I found the answer where I least expected it – Wikipedia. Here’s what it had to say:

Falling raindrops are often depicted in cartoons or anime as “teardrop-shaped” — round at the bottom and narrowing towards the top — but this is incorrect. Only drops of water dripping from some sources are tear-shaped at the moment of formation. Small raindrops are nearly spherical. Larger ones become increasingly flattened on the bottom, like hamburger buns; very large ones are shaped like parachutes. The shape of raindrops was studied by Philipp Lenard in 1898. He found that small raindrops (less than about 2 mm diameter) are approximately spherical. As they get larger (to about 5 mm diameter) they become more dough nut-shaped. Beyond about 5 mm they become unstable and fragment. On average, raindrops are 1 to 2 mm in diameter. The biggest raindrops on Earth were recorded over Brazil and the Marshall Islands in 2004 — some of them were as large as 10 mm. The large size is explained by condensation on large smoke particles or by collisions between drops in small regions with particularly high content of liquid water.

There then, and I was spending time on so many physics forums for this. Silly me. Gotta get back to studying now then.