This should definitely be considered for the igNobel Prize. Researchers have found out that Japs taste the best, while whites leave a funny aftertaste in the mouth.
Why give this post this title when the actual post is about Keeper of the Keys’ tag? Because the news story is…dele(c)table. Read up more about the tag there. Here’s the basic rule:
The person who tags you gives you five different words and you have to make five pictures based on those words using MS-Paint only. After doing the tag, you have to tag 5 other people and give them 5 words for their pictures.