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Guest blogged by Anuj on 15 May 2008.

I wrote a post a while back on OLPC and why it’s a failure, now one of the people who used to work for them wrote an article about why OLPC is such a big “fuckup”. Here are a few money quotes:

On OLPC
“In fact, I quit when Nicholas told me — and not just me — that learning was never part of the mission. The mission was, in his mind, always getting as many laptops as possible out thereOoops!

“That OLPC was never serious about solving deployment, and that it seems to no longer be interested in even trying, is criminal. Left uncorrected, it will turn the project into a historical information technology fuckup unparalleled in scale.”

On the whole charade

“About eight months ago, when I caught myself fighting yet another battle with suspend/resume on my Linux-running laptop, I got so furious that I went to the nearest Apple store and bought a MacBook. After 12 years of almost exclusive use of free software, I switched to Mac OS X………So in the meantime, I switched to OS X and find it to be an overwhelmingly more enjoyable computing experience.” Maybe Apple should run an ad; “Hi I’m a Mac, I’m a PC I wish I was a Mac so that the freetards would like me” sob

“Of the programmers, a vast, near-total majority don’t dare in the Land o’ Kernel tread. As one of the people who actually can hack my kernel to suit, I find that I don’t miss the ability in the least. There, I said it. Hang me for treason.” Who does? I mean you do get a kick out of it but if you think about it then it really isn’t worth it.

On Stallman
“Keeping that in mind, Richard Stallman’s missive on the subject just riled me up:

[Stallman wrote the following]Proprietary software keeps users divided and helpless. Its functioning is secret, so it is incompatible with the spirit of learning. Teaching children to use a proprietary (non-free) system such as Windows does not make the world a better place, because it puts them under the power of the system’s developer — perhaps permanently. You might as well introduce the children to an addictive drug.[/Stallman]

Oh, for fuck’s sake. You really just employed a simile comparing a proprietary OS to addictive drugs? You know, ones causing actual bodily harm and possibly death? Really, Stallman? Really?

The problem is that Stallman doesn’t appear to actually give an acrobatic shit about learning, and sees OLPC as a vehicle for furthering his political agenda. It’s shameful, the lot of it.”

Turns out that OLPC was never about education or anything it was simply about selling those dumb laptops, GQ admit it you were conned.

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VITEEE 2009 room list
By using her middle finger to scan the list, this fine young lady is making a political statement. "Look daddy, I couldn't be less bothered to give this exam today. Therefore I'm flipping you off."

Vellore Institute of Technology’s entrance exam VITEEE 2009 was held today. My exam centre was allotted at Doon Public School in Paschim Vihar Some Godforsaken Place. The previous statement is hilarious, because the directions said ‘Behind Laxmi Narain Mandir’. Honestly, I totally wasn’t expecting to give this exam. Post April 1, I’ve scrambled to get my act together and sort something concrete out first with univ applications abroad, then think of the ones here. Till around late fall last year I did prep seriously for these Indian exams, but then abandoned that line after listening to feedback from friends currently in colleges about the state there; more on this some day later. Anyway, today’s exam was one I went in with pretty much no prep.

Finding out where the school is located took me most of the morning. Eventually, I reached there – tucked away in its Godforsaken Corner. As always there were people who were startled to find out that they had to use black ballpoint pens to mark their answers. (“Really? I thought this was just supposed to be an oral viva.”) I went up to check which room had been allotted for my roll number series. That particular row has been highlighted in the image shown above, to buttress my point (room number is written on the extreme left column). Life keeps on doing these things to me. And then people accuse me of being ‘obsessed with 42’. You tell me what am I supposed to do about this persistent ‘persecution’. 😐

VITEEE 2009 room number 42 Doon Public School
This was taken after the exam when I got a grip on myself and stopped cackling like a hyena.

I went up to the classroom in question. Hilarity ensued. Until now, it was just a number on a piece of paper. Now I saw the actual classroom…and it did have that number written. Prominently. Fellow candidates would be forgiven to think that I was walking in for an audition for Ravan‘s role (note to self: get a moustache to make said entrance more dramatic). I need to work on controlling my laughter. I kept breaking into laughing fits every few minutes in the exam; causing much consternation to the invigilator, which ultimately gave way to genuine concern on her part for my mental health. I could do most of physics and a bit of math, but for the most part in math and chem I was left without a clue. They have a very succinct mathematical term for this in Hindi to describe this situation which goes something along the lines of ‘mother and sister got integrated’. (Speaking of Hindi, you should definitely look up the translation of भाड़ में जाओ तुम!) Onwards ho to the next exams then, quite a bit later so maybe I can scramble together by then.

(Back in Valhalla, Thor and his minions are having a cracker of party. Mead flows freely, wild sex orgies are taking place, a few of the minor gods are getting killed in the usual skirmishes which accompany such debauchery. A valkyrie is on her way to deliver news; she’s had to fill in for The Messenger after he was accidentally mauled by the particularly vicious swing of a club being used by a Norse God to swat a fly. The news she brings pertains to a meeting which was held earlier, where one of Thor’s minions came up with this fantabulous idea:

Hey guys, you know, there’s this kid on Earth who thinks he’s haunted by the number ’42’ wherever he goes. Won’t it be howlarious if we can convince The Godess of Chance to allot the room number for an exam he’s giving to ’42’? LOLZ!!1

The idea is well-received by his fellow Gods, who congratulate him for coming up with this gem by slapping him on the back affectionately – and thus snapping his spinal cord for the end of days to come. The Godess of Chance is persuaded to agree to the deed.

The valkyrie approaches Thor and tells him the news. “Sire, your order were carried out successfully. The kid was sufficiently distraught by this development. Look look, he’s even written a blog post here. LOLAX!!1

Thor lets out a huge guffaw which causes gale force winds in George Bush’s ranch a week later. Thor is about to call for a bottle of chianti to celebrate when Dirk Gently gently tiptoes in and beheads Thor with a ninja shuriken.

The End. Of Thor. Literally.)