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Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side

Ye Olde Shakespearean Insultes

Don’t forget to check out ye olde insulte kit, and the bad poetry generator. (The latter is even better at being worse than me at poetry.)

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Er…

Extract from an email reply someone sent to me today…

Wow, this email of yours didn’t start with “Er…”

Er. Never noticed that meself.