Tag: Funny

Note: This is an imaginary work of non-fiction. Any resemblance of characters to real life people, living or dead, is purely coincidental intentional. However, the author hereby declares that this post is NOT to insult anyone, it’s just that the author came up with a crazy idea and kept on writing about it…

You may have read about the Great Quizzard, in fact, you are reading his shitty blog right now. You may not, however, have made the Great QuizSurd until now. The Great QuizSurd’s blog may be found at Life and Times of the G – gudiblog.blogspot.com, where the Great QuizSurd speaks about his, duh, life and times.

When the Great QuizSurd is not quizzing, he loves to indulge in the rationalization of surds as a hobby. He also owns a guitar, which he lovingly refers to as the ‘G-string’. His other hobby is to play (with) his G-string.

In all, the Great QuizSurd is a very gudi gudi boy whom you’d love to know…

PS – Gursartaj, if you’re reading this, I swear I didn’t mean to insult you. 🙂 I respect your quizzing talent a lot, in fact, your performance at the TCS IT Quiz was AWESOME, and at Exun and others too. You’d helped us a lot by accommodating an ‘earlier’ quiz prelim at Exun 2006 too, and I thank you for that. Take this a foolish post from a vela Code Boreior (I wonder what my pals at DPS VK will say if I replaced the ‘B’ in ‘Boreior’ with ‘Wh’…) who was amazed this amazing nickname I thought up for you – the ‘Great QuizSurd’. 😀

Just COULDN’T resist from posting something like this… 😀

CODE BOREs 2006 was held DPS VK’s CODE ****iors on 18-19 Dec, who have their official babesite at www.code-warriors.org. It has the tagline ‘soBIG’, which it got from the common refrain of Code Boreior members after seeing the size of the zero in all their exam papers.

They have brilliant ideas handed down from the school, like making participants take off their shoes in a small attic, affectionately called the mini audi, so that they can inhale the smelly odor of many socks. However, in a bad move, the Code ****iors are thinking of getting Axe as a sponsor next year to give complimentary samples for usage.

We had nice metallic badgers this year, oops, badges. Very soon, we’ll also be getting out official (prison) sweatshirts. There’s a nice vidddeo we’ve made too, starring (potash) alums, Pressident, Wise President of Quiz Club, eggheads, assorted fools and yucky vidddeos clipped together (ripped off [il]legally from YouTube; and yes, we did just insult You). And how can anyone forget the 10 feet long pissas that all the participants got for refreshment.

In the end, congrats to the Ovarall Winners of Code Bores, DPS RKPee (in an exclusive interview, they told us that dedicate this victory to Shivender Pee Singh, before shooting our reporter with a .357); and the Ovarall Runners Up, DPS NoIdea. And how can we forget the Ovarall Second Runners Up DPS DORKa. Congrats to all the winners, who must be enjoying a lot after getting extra balls as prizes!!!

Milk ( = doodh = dude [approx] ), be there for Code Bores 2007…