One year closer to my death…

Ok, now folks, there’s no need to panic, just stay calm. But sigh, only a few more decades to live on this miserable planet.

Enough fooling around. Today’s my BIRTHDAY, first blogged birthday of mine too. and that title is just to attract readers and prove that I’m crazy. Really, I am. On the agenda is to avoid going out, although as I type my parents are trying to drag me out. Also, to feel smug about all the events that have happened on July 20 in history, like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon, an assassination attempt on Hitler, birth of a genius like me………

I’m just a few steps away from being the President of the DPS VK Quiz Club, and a member of Code Warriors. Let’s hope that happens! I’ll update you as soon as I know.

This year, I’ve taken a pledge to be extra mean, and have created a a checklist of all people I know. So you think you can forget my birthday, huh? By sending no ecard, calling me, SMSing me, IMing me, scrapping me etc (for full marks, do all)? Just wait and see, I’ll have it on record. This is because last year, hardly anyone remembered it.

I’m waiting…….