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I’m English? Nah!

George Bush torturing English grammarHad my English exam today. It was pretty easy, and lengthy. Not to say that I hardly had attended any classes of English throughout the year, especially in the later stages. That meant buzzing people frantically yesterday when I took up studying for the exam somewhere around 9 pm.

Did I tell you I’m sore about not getting to participate in DCE’s Innova yesterday? Never mind. I was pissed off though, with my English teacher warning me beforehand – ‘No funny or sarcastic answer like last term Ankur’; and I felt pretty rebellious that I wanted to do exactly that. Quite a few plans discuss, I did with Rach. For example, we both conclusively proved that Yoda placed bets on Anakin becoming Darth Vader. It goes like this:

  • People think Yoda said (in Episode 3 of Star Wars) “Good realtions with the Wookies, I have.” They didn’t hear him correctly, it’s ‘bookies’. He wanted to place bets, and possibly rig it.
  • If Anakin DIDN’T turn over to the Dark Side, Yoda would benefit as the Jedi would still be in power.
  • If Anakin DID become Darth Vader, the odds in favor of which in betting were at 42/1, then Yoda gets loadsa money for retirement.
  • Looking a his bank statements in the Archives, it appears Yoda DID influence Anakin to flip.

We also discussed Seth Lord Darth Vikram’s poem, which we have in syllabus. I felt so irritated that I wanted to do some buffoonery in the paper.

I did end up making a few sarcastic comments, er quite a few. I just hope that our teacher still has her sense of humor intact.

9 replies on “I’m English? Nah!”

Didn’t mean lengthy as in “Oooh, I’ve missed out so much”. I did finish a few minutes early, but whatever, it sort of didn’t feel short. It was really damn easy though.

And no, I did not replace the s’s th’s because that’s PRECISELY when Meeta ma’am dropped in to say that I mustn’t be funny.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m the only one in the whole of eleventh who’s attempted that stunts then.
shit. deep shit. piles of lazy deep shit.

Good. Meena Pydah is gonna have a field day canceling those answers one after the other then.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, i told her to expect the unexpected from my paper.

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