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Microsoft announces free version of Windows!

In a surprising development today, Microsoft has announced that it will release a free-download version of its popular Windows operating system. This will be done sometime in September 2006, before the corporate version of the next version of Windows, Windows Vista is released. It is expected that this will consist of the simplified version of Windows XP. A spokesperson for Microsoft supposedly wrote on the Microsoft Developer network that this was being done because the stripped-down version, launched last year, did not have many takers, and thus will now be used to deal a death blow to systems like Linux, which are generally made available for free. This will be akin to Linux, where premium version come at a price and the free ones have less features. Although, it would differ in one aspect, the source code will still not be made available. At the end of the post, this unidentified source in Microsoft told us that it was Microsoft’s vision to see total domination of the operating system segment. It went on to say ‘of course, with so many more users, we will have an even more crappy product which doesn’t work at all, even worse than the current situation’.

In fact, in a situation similar to what happened to Google Base, a beta download from freewindows.microsoft.com page had also been made possible, before embarrassed Microsoft officials took it offline, saying that it wasn’t for public release yet, and they were just testing the concept internally, to see how many of their employees wanted to commit ‘suicide’ by downloading our OS.

It seems that Microsoft is having trouble keeping it’s plans secret, with the much-publicised leak of its Origami project. In fact, it seems a bad publicity management times from all companies, with leaks from Apple (about switching to Intel cores), Google (unlimited storage for users), etc. It seems that they all need to pull up their socks and learn to give their users a surprise.

Happy April Fools’ Day!

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The Death Clock – When Am I Going To Die?

The Death Clock – When Am I Going To Die?

Just to ensure all readers that I’m totally crazy, I am now going to talk about a site that has already been featured in every nook and cranny of the Internet. And in case you’ve never heard of this site, then kudos, there are always openings for more writers on this blog, with a similar mental outlook to mine.

It’s the Death Clock. Not a very scientific thing, just ‘Internet’s friendly reminder that time is slipping away’. Very simple, you go to the site, enter some details like your date of birth and that’s it! It will display how much time you have left to live, in seconds. There are different modes too, like normal, optimistic, pessimistic and sadistic for the ‘prediction’, but trust me, all will be depressing. Now to prove my craziness, I can tell you that I liked ALL the predictions. Loads of time to win my Nobel Prize in all scenarios.

Obviously, after digging deep into the site that the last time it was updated was sometime in 2003 or 2004, going by the posts or the polls. The creator seemed enthusiastic about the whole idea a few years ago, but now seems to care only for the checks from Google AdSense for the advertisements, like he says for his supply of ‘Pepsi One and video games’. I could sure do with a bit of more sarcastic, and sadistic posts. I like his style. And if you go to the contact page (you’ll need to figure it out, all the links have ominous titles), you’ll find that the creator is almost contemptuous in his disregard of updating the site.

In case you didn’t like this link because you got a deficit of time to live (or you’re the creator of the site) and would want to hear bad news about me, you can view my date of death.