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The Now and Then of Cartoons

Recently, I got hold of the Jonny Quest theme, and while listening to it, I was sent on a nostalgic trip down memory lane-thinking about all those (great) cartoons I used to watch when I was young. Comparing those to the trash they dish out now, I feel so sorry for the present generation of kiddos, who missed out on greats like Jonny Quest, The Centurions, and my personal favourite, Batman: The Animated Series.

Not only did these cartoons incorporate some good animation with innovative ideas, but they also had a soundtrack to die for. Thinking about it now, I think that the these shows were just helped by the innovative intros with the awesome soundtracks they had. Like, in the intro for Batman, the name of the show isn’t mentioned even once, yet you will know that the thing’s about Batman. The series was dark, it was mature, yet it could be watched by kids. Shirley Walker’s music really captured the essence of Batman in just one minute.
As for Jonny Quest, maybe the Wachowski brothers got the idea for things green while watching its opening. The black and green scenes on the Grand Canyon thingie was as innovative as it gets. And then, the ‘Questworld‘, a virtual reality created by Jonny’s father, introduced the cartoon watching public to 3-D animes.
Comparing this innovation and care with which cartoons were drawn up back then, with today’s fare, I can only think, “What the heck happened to the creativity out there??”. I just can’t get the logic behind all that Chinese/Japanese (I don’t know what, I don’t care what) programming on Cartoon Network and other cartoon channels. They all look the same, with the same chinky characters, same pathetic dubbing, crummy storylines and even crummier music. In front of the aforementioned cartoons, they look like cheap candy floss-heck they don’t force you to think, they don’t have edge of the seat action, and on the whole, they JUST AREN’T ANY FUN!!! True, they have taken the world by storm, but at least try exposing the present cartoon watchers to Batman and the likes.
Today, it’s either that Chinese/Japanese trash or the evergreen, ever repeated Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo. As concepts, they don’t have much wrong with them, but for how long can you watch the same cat and mouse episodes, or the inconsistent animation (on Scooby Doo. Watch carefully, the backgrounds keep changing in close up scenes and wide shots). And then, there’s the inexplicable death lack of new programming from Hannah Barbara and Warner Bros. Maybe, I’m just sore because they pulled off my favourite shows (and am too prejudiced to watch the new ones), or maybe, others too are feeling this crunch, and this really is a genuine problem. I just hope it’s the latter….

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Funny Things People Say

A quick post on some funny things people end up saying sometimes. Ah, I got reminded of this after speaking to Prashanth recently. It’s a few incidents really, and the humor might be a bit hard to get, so, despite a lot of me wanting not to give the explanations, I decided to give them. Otherwise, people will ended leaving my blahg disgusted thinking ‘Why was this tagged as Funny Bone?’

There was once when I was discussing my blog when Rach asked who Abhishek (Nandakumar) was. Till I told him, he used to think that it was Abhishek Mitra, our last year’s Quiz Club President. Here’s how the conversation went:

Rach – How did Abhishek Mitra get so tech savvy?
GQ – Why do you say that?
R – He comments a lot on your blahg…
GQ – Oh, that’s my pal Abhishek Nandakumar. You know, xAbhishek.com guy…
R – ex-Abhishek? Why, what’s his name now?

If you didn’t get that, Rach thought I was saying that guy’s name was Abhishek earlier and now is something else.

This is THE best (worst?) language goof-up EVER! I was speaking to my pal from St George’s School [name withheld] after my National Science Olympiad results came out.

GQ – Hey you know what? My National Science Olympiad results are out and the percentile score is 99.6!
He Who Must Not Be Named – You mean…you haven’t your result yet, right? What are you happy about then?

Didn’t get it? Neither did I for quite some time, and I kept staring at his face blankly. And then, it struck me that he must have thought that I was saying “the percent I’ll score”. It took me quite some time back then to stop laughing…

And then, there were some funny ideas I came up with. One was inspired by Rach, because whenever he finds something good, he says ‘Ossummmm!’ (like that). It gave me the idea of Ossum Possum the Awesome Opossum. What exactly this little creature will do, I’ve no idea. Maybe he’ll be the mascot of the quiz site I eventually want to start. Maybe he’ll just vanish into oblivion.

The other one also came up when I speaking to Rach once about blogging. Instead of saying ‘publish it’ I ended up saying ‘publishit it’. Which gives me the idea of a new word, ‘publishitting’, for all things utterly rubbishy (note – any association of this to certain low traffic blogs will be vigorously denied and absolutely true). I want to write The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Desktop Publishitting (or maybe Publishitting for Dummies) one day, although what hitchhiking may have to do with publishitting is something even I haven’t figured out yet…