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DPSVK Quiz Club Intra 2006 – The Finals

On Thursday, 24th August 2006, the DPSVK Quiz Club Intra 2006 came to an end. The finals were conducted on that day, and I’m somewhat happy with the whole thing.

The day started off badly, with our intra in the morning being cancelled for some stupid house meeting (even after we’d taken permission), in which nothing was done. We protested, saying that the Code Warriors were given one whole day to conduct their intra. The Vice Principal then relented and gave us time during the break and one period.

There was another fiasco again at the later scheduled time, when she told us to move off, as our meeting was clashing with another during the same time. So we, very bravely, decided to leave the environs of the building and go out to cruel harsh outdoors, and conducted our intra on the lawns. There were some pretty amused gardeners (and I bet the flowerpots would’ve felt the same) to see the students sweating it out (literally…) and try to solve the paper made by ME. 42 questions (anyone gets the significance?) to be attempted in about 20 minutes, but then I extended the time to 30 minutes seeing that nobody was getting anything, but mainly because I didn’t want to present my beautiful face to the teacher in the middle of a period only to get pulled up for being not in class.

Cheating galore, hardly anyone was trying on their own. There were some really sincere students, and they did well. At the end of the day, the toppers in the test turned out to be guys who already go for quizzes from our school (like, my pal Prannoy Sablok). There are some promising new members too, whom I want to see flourishing next year.

Point is, I don’t think the guys will be seeing much action this year, as the quizzing season is almost over, and sure they’ll be disappointed with that. But the main point is majority of current members are in class 12th and they’ll be leaving next year; we seriously need trained replacements. Also the new members will have to look at recruiting others, especially those from junior sections who need to start training. Quizzing is not as if you just land up one day at the venue and answer questions – it takes time to learn the ropes, and to get the knack of cracking questions.

Looking forward to a good year next year, when I want to see the current crop to be trained enough to support me (replace me?). You can read about the 2006 Intra here, about the members here, and for Q & A and related files, you can visit my file server here.

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The New Ramayana…

Yet another email forward…on a ‘new age Ramayana”…

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of Diwali to his younger brother, this is how he went about it…

“So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something…
Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so…He decided to get his wife and his bro along…you know…so that they could all chill out together. But DUDE, the forest was reeeeal scary shit…really man…they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude,Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows…so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man,
and also his bro, Laxman, pissed…and you DON’T piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass And like…all the gods were with him…So anyways,you don’t mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys…Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys…just go along with me, ok…so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood.

Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest…and anyways…it gets kinda boring, you know…no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home…and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home…they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice…and they didn’t have any bars or clubs in those days…so they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit…and since they also had
some lamps, they lit the lamps also…so it was pretty cooool…you know with all those fireworks.

Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks…and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding…,that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks…you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know.

And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started. Cool! Diwali rocks, Maaann.!!!”