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Vote…or Die

I’m sick of all newspapers in India (and elsewhere) which keep on saying “The whole world should get a say in voting for the US presidential elections”. We got it. The joke is stale now.

Americans do crazy stuff to get their sheeple to vote, including making Jessica Alba wear a Hannibal Lecter mask. The biggest reason for large voter turnout, however, will be the fundamental tenet of American democracy – get out there and vote, or Puff Daddy will m****rf***ing kill you.

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Penguin-shaped dustbins

Feed me!
Feed me!

Proof about the penguin-shaped dustbins I’d talked about earlier. I was back there, not for the SAT Subject Tests this time, but for the SAT Reasoning Test. Was suprised to find some guy from DPS VK who swore that I looked exactly like some IIT-G guy when they had gone there. And I must say, that chick sitting in the front must have had some balls, to try attempting the paper without a calculator.