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Freshers’ Fayre 2009

Freshers Week at the University of Surrey got over a a few days ago, and I’ve been having my first week of classes this week. Boy is it tiring to have to manage everything from cooking to laundry to shopping and then still find time for studying and partying – but it’s fun in a sense too! The amount of control you have over your life is immense; you really feel respected as an adult free to make decisions and not be mollycoddled by what parents / professors / hostel caterers (which we don’t have) choose for you.

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Video from Freshers’ Fayre 2009 Surrey University

I joined quite a few societies here during Freshers’ Fayre on 30th September 2009. Freshers’ Fayre is where all societies put up stalls and freshers can go around finding out more information about the societies and signing up for the ones they want. The video above has a sort-of video tour towards the end which is very confusedly shot. I also have a photo gallery of Freshers’ Fayre 2009 that you might want to check out. Clubs / societies go all out to attract members. Particularly hilarious was the attempt by the Mountaineering Club:

University of Surrey Mountaineering Club – Voted best club in 2009 *

* According to a poll of three random strangers at a pub

There’s other stuff I was up to at Freshers’ Fayre. Like, riding a mechanical bull. Admittedly, I suck at it. I gave a career compatibility test once and ‘Texas rancher’ was among the least compatible career paths for me. Reasons listed were: a) not born in fucking Texas b) terrible at the job. Yeah, that seems about right. As demonstrated by the fact that if I were trying to yodel “Yeehaw!”, I’d go as far as “Yeee…” before falling off.

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Me, bull-riding. Yee…whoops.

I signed up for the following societies: Atheist, Space, Indian, FairTrade, Photography, Sci-Fi, The Stag (student newspaper), GU2 Radio (student radio). AGMs (annual general meetings) for most societies are yet to take place though, so I haven’t got around to meeting members of most so far. I also joined MAD TV, the student TV, later on in the technical / editing / writing department. First shoot that I’ll be filming is on Saturday, on multiple locations on campus. This is gonna be interesting. Will be using a Canon XM2.

Parties during Freshers’ Week were fun, but the best was the Foam party where they drown the dance floor with foam. About 2000 gallons of it. (No, I didn’t measure. The DJ told us at the end.) Also attended (my first) two pub quizzes; one at an old-fashioned pub near the town centre called The Drummond, and the other at our uni’s very own Chancellors. Went solo in the first one and got battered with all the UK-specific questions. The latter I got some good partners on-the-spot, and we did pretty well, but not enough to win. I wonder whether the winning teams used Google. :p

Cooking. I don’t know anything about it. To give you an example, I hesitantly picked up Nescafe jars at Tesco – on multiple trips to the supermarket – and put them back on the shelf because I couldn’t find any instructions on the package and wasn’t even sure how to go about making coffee. I finally got a packet to instant-mix Tesco brand mocha. So basically I tend to stick to microwave food as far as possible but still manage to screw it up. The variety of microwave food available is quite extensive. Otherwise, an old kind-hearted man called Uncle Ben has been keeping me well fed.

"Dear Uncle Ben, the last meal you sent was a bit undercooked, but that's okay. It was my fault, since I managed to cock up cooking instructions."
"Dear Uncle Ben, the last meal you sent was a bit undercooked, but that's okay. It was my fault, since I managed to cock up cooking instructions."

Went around town part-time job hunting yesterday. Vacancies are full almost everywhere because they’ve been filled up by early birds. Got some on-campus university-related job application outcomes pending though. Fingers crossed that I get one of those. Thanks to minimum wage (and university jobs are generally paid at a rate higher than that) you can clock up a decent pot of money at the end of every month. The point I’m trying to drive at is that I can eat out every day, thus solving the issue of me not being able to cook. It’s just that I set a pizza on fire while cooking it in the microwave and now everything smells burnt after being cooked inside it.

Classes so far have been elementary, since the first few weeks is just about refreshing and getting everyont to the same level. We’ve an incredible diversity of students and national syllabi in all countries vary widely; besides, we also have ‘mature’ students who join uni after a few years of work. Lectures should become more interesting soon. One module where I (and most other Indians) are getting are asses whipped is electronics lab, because we’ve never done stuff at the level these English guys did in high school.

I’ll be putting up archives from the pub quizzes I attended on gyaan.in once I get free time. Might as well put up videos from Foam party if I have time.

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The Jabber Protocol

Surrey campus from air
Surrey campus from air

This week (and the past week) at university have been chock full of orientation talks. I’ve lost count of the number of times I have been ‘warmly welcomed to the University of Surrey’…and this is just Tuesday, with Freshers’ Week going on till Friday. 😀 One of the biggest events is going to be tomorrow (Wednesday) called Freshers’ Fayre, where we can meet representatives of different societies, find out information about those clubs and join them. That is no mean task, since we have a staggering list of societies – even a ‘Cereal Appreciation Society’ (basically, ‘trying out different brands of cereal and making critical evaluations of them’). Okay, so we do have lots of sane societies too like movie appreciation society and all.

Indian students are at second position among overseas, non-EU students at Surrey
Indian students are at second position among overseas, non-EU students at Surrey

Indians are among the most numerous overseas students at Surrey. There are many people from India, but a disproportionate number of them are postgraduates. Most undergraduate students are engineering students. Among other overseas students, we’ve lots of Chinese students. Funny thing is, most of them are pretty terrible at speaking English. Which makes me wonder whether they don’t have to give TOEFL before coming here. Thankfully, Surrey holds English Language Support classes.

The sheer number of orientation talks has me completely disoriented. Need to keep running from one end of the campus to another for talks where all of us are ‘warmly welcomed’ and given ‘drinks and nibbles’ (officially defined as a glass of orange juice and a handful of nachos). Surprisingly, the best such get-together was the one for electronics engineering department held at the Surrey Space Centre, where students were seen stuffing beer bottles by the dozen into their bags.

Christopher Snowden, Vice-Chancellor of University of Surrey
Christopher Snowden, Vice-Chancellor of University of Surrey

We had a welcome talk by the Vice-Chancellor of the university on Monday. There are a few facts about the university which the faculty keeps on repeating all the time. These are added as “by the way, ye know…” at the end of talks:

  • Surrey Sports Park – It’s a £36 million project by the university to create a massive sports park that is touted to be the best sports facility in UK by the time it’s finished next year. It’s also planned that Olympic athletes coming for the 2012 London Olympics will train here.
  • Led Zeppelin played their first ever concert at the University of Surrey Students Union nightclub, Rubix.
  • The type of laser used in DVD players was developed at University of Surrey.
  • Kimi Raikkonen used to train in the gym at our university.
  • Surrey Satellite Technology Limited. I spoke about this earlier.

That, and a lot more. It’s fun to know about illustrious stuff from the university’s past! Especially the electronics engineering department, which takes its work pretty seriously. My department, apparently, has one of the most intensive course schedules with 9-to-5 classes. I dread the day I’ll get my timetable (that’s Thursday).

The university takes a lot of effort to keep the orientation lectures interesting though, which is a nice touch. For instance, at a lecture on fire and security safety procedures the speaker made a balloon elephant before proceeding…

Balloon animals in safety lecture

What precisely a balloon elephant has to do with fire safety is something that is still not clear to me. Maybe it’s some sort of flame retarded retardant balloon…

Then there was a welcome by our accommodation warden Vaios Lappos; who, incidentally, uses a Sony Vaio laptop just for the sheer, um, irony of the choice of brand. Apparently, his record at Foosball has been unbeaten for so many years that students got bored of being beaten by him at the game in the recreation centre. So the Foosball table has now been removed and will be replaced with something else.

Vaios Lappas is Darth Vader
Our warden is the guy in the black helmet. The others are deputy / assistant wardens.

He also let us know that he’s Darth Vader in reality – as proved by the picture shown above in this presentation slide. I reckon that it would be a neat idea if next year he adds a rasping sound after spelling out how much fine will be handed out for misconduct in hostels.

For making too much noise – £50 [rasping sound]
For emptying fire extinguishers without any cause – £100 [rasping sound]

That would be so awesome (and much more impressive / intimidating).

The headfake at Live Guide

Probably the most out-of-the-box presentation was ‘The Live Guide’. Here, they introduced the guy above in the suit as a professor from Stanford University who has been doing research on the correlation between high grades and alcohol consumption in University of California system univs. Apparently, the ‘research’ found that moderate drinking of beer increased grades in college and he invited volunteers to come forward as test subjects for further studies. This was later revealed to be ‘a load of balls’…

BALLS

This was a gag start to an innovative talk on drugs, alcohol, sex, crime, money management, et al. The content was the same old yada-yada stuff along the lines of “If you have sex you will, like, die but the way it was done ensured that everyone stayed hooked. Yeah, people listen if the guy on stage strips, does good impersonations of typical parent talk, discusses bands named Machine Gun Fellatio, and then almost dislocates his shoulder while trying to break out of a straitjacket. Here’s a video excerpt below:

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Watch a guy almost dislocate his shoulder to grab the attention of Surrey students

You can watch a video of the complete session (well, except for the parts in the beginning) online here. Beware the video quality is low since I shot this using my cellphone. To fellow and future Surrey students, I definitely advise you not to miss this one! The presentation was done by a company called UniSmart based out of New Zealand. Oh, and if you know the name of the song used in the video towards the end, do tell me what it is by leaving a comment.

Attended an orientation talk by the Department of Language Studies too. Surrey also foreign language courses absolutely for free to all students in Arabic, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, Russian. (Hope I didn’t miss out anything.) You can join a course in any of these languages at whichever level (of toughness) is comfortable with you and earn extra credits in your degree. I can’t decide which language to take yet but I’m inclined towards taking Spanish. It’s spoken in a lot of countries, unlike the other languages which are restricted in the area they’re spoken in. These language courses are optional, BTW, but there’s no harm in picking up an additional skill, right?

I need to sleep now. Gotta wake up early tomorrow. Gotta get a bit more disoriented by even more orientation talks in the morning before attending Freshers’ Fayre.