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Cockroaches and nuclear holocausts

The first short story I ever wrote (at age 9) was about a family of cockroaches after they survived a nuclear holocaust. This is not scary. What is scary is that I was writing about nuclear holocausts at age 9. Too much Discovery Channel.

(Yeah yeah, I know, this is déjà vu for my Twitter / Facebook followers. I felt like sharing it with an extended audience, m’kay?)

I’d kill anything to come up with ideas like that to write these days. Stuck in a rut.

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Fact: Merely looking at this Cannes Silver Lion award-winning advertisement puts on an FBI watchlist. Even if you live in a country outside of FBI jurisdiction.

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Sachin Tendulkar wearing “a large, khaki-colored, floppy hat. Like, that a lady would wear while gardening. This is apparently legal.” Billie Jean. And a “vital, passionate Afridi”.

This is what you get when two Americans who’ve never watched cricket ‘live-blog’ an India vs Pakistan match months later. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

(via Bhavika)

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RANDOM CLIPS ARE ALL IN

“LET US THROW IN A BUNCH OF RANDOM CLIPS TOGETHR AND PPL WILL LIEK IT!!1″ – Adidas, 2011

“SPORTS, KATY PERRY…YADA, YADA, SAME SHIT LET US PUT ALL VIDEO CLIPS IN!!1” – Adidas, slightly later in 2011

“LET US THROW IN JESUS-MUSIC AND THE MORMONS WILL LIEK IT!!1″ – Adidas, ever so slightly later-er in 2011